Sunday, March 26, 2006

"The Big Splash-Bam-Sleepover"

[..and now for another price/whitaker combo..I was trying to think of another funny story and realized that this one is fairly humorous and just happens to include the 3 fabulous girls you're all dying to hear more of..k I'll just tell it..]

"The Great Splash-Bam-Giggle-Sleepover"
--One grand night on a little island out in the beautiful province of B.C, 4 girls were up to no good...It was about 12pm and the unsuspecting targets were making their way back from the ferry to their cozy little rooms at the school..They had been out for a night of fun that required much enthusiasm and some dressing-up, and were walking back along the school path, chatting quickly happily, clueless as to what lay in wait for them...The mischievous pranksters had placed themselves (quite skillfully) behind a huge hedge that framed part of the school path..(The pranksters were Hannah/Laura/Beth/and Amie Dyer...The ammo consisted of a couple huge bags of water balloons..).
-The four girls waited til the firsts of the group had passed and then began "THE CHUCKING" which really meant chucking aimlessly and hoping for a few good hits...The cries that accompanied each :SPLASH: were music to the girls' ears, until the cries changed to, "Let's get em!" followed by footsteps that were coming around the side of the hedge. Beth reached back to grab a balloon and realized the other girls had fled in fear of their angry targets' wrath..She spun around to run, slipped and landed on her knee (this did not deter her however), and she propelled herself forward to run, only to smack her shoulder into a parked car :BAM!: that she somehow didn't see coming..But desperate times call for desperate measures and she refused to get caught, so she took off running--through backyards, and bushes, vines, and thorns that tore at her heels...she stopped..huhhhhhh.huhhhhhhh.. panting heavily, her eyes searching wildly for any sign of her fellow fugitives..
-the voices behind her had changed to ones of bewilderment, but she still didn't feel safe...then a whisper from the dark..."Beth, over here!"..she crept forward until she could make out the shadowy forms of her friends...the girls then crept deeper into the woods to a treefort, pre-laden with their supplies (candy and sleeping stuff), in which they planned to spend the night..
the prank had been successful!..amie left while hannah/laura/and beth attempted to make themselves comfortable in the worn old fort...it was quite thrilling, with a wooden ladder that led up to the first floor, filled with cobwebs and hidden bugs..the room was very small but there was a 2nd ladder that led up to a trap door to an even smaller room..this one had a bench which their sleeping stuff was strewn all over..
-after a few pictures with flashlights held under chins, and a bit of gobbling of sweets, the girls prepared to settle down to sleep...it was all going well until they heard a strange noise--a sort of scratching noise that seemed to be coming from the outside of the treehouse..Beth felt her stomach drop as she remembered she had mentioned the treefort to a few boys earlier that day, and she wondered if they had come to take revenge for the water-balloons..the scratching continued as Beth and Hannah's worried voices tried desperately to decipher the noise..Laura seemed to not care...boring girl...Beth and Hannah convinced themselves that the boys were on the roof, underneath the floor, and maybe were even in the first room...they crawled across the floor to the trapdoor, flashlights held in a ready defense...they were just about to climb down when Laura burst out in a fit of :GIGGLES:...it had been the silly girl making the noise the whole time...amazing what imaganations can convince even the most intelligent-smart-wise-beautiful-adventurous-decisive-amazing girls of...tis true the strangeness of it...THE END

2 comments:

the James said...

good story. And you can think of me as ripped if you want, for all you know I could be. And until you see me without a shirt on, there is no reason to think otherwise. Anyhoo, keep up the funny stories, and put some sweet pics up, figure out how to do it.

Hannah said...

Yeah Beth, bring on the pictures! I can even scan the "angel" one in if you like. That will prove my point to all your readers.